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12:45am April 25, 2014

bakerstreetbabes:

dudeufugly:

ifyouhaveenoughnerve:

HELP

the Hudders bleep was the best

#deaded

12:43am April 25, 2014

Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)

12:42am April 25, 2014

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nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

Okay but why do people only seem to talk about wizarding worlds/schools in Europe and the US/North America? What about a wizard school in Panama or Argentina? Or India? Or a Senegalese wizarding school? Or Korean? What about a wizard school that’s Israeli or…

12:07am April 25, 2014

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

11:37pm April 24, 2014

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

11:28pm April 24, 2014

samuraifuckingfrog:

So, the Muppets have been posting selfies on their Instagram.

10:58pm April 24, 2014

nbchannibal:

drhanniballecter:

"Flawless characters don’t exis-"

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Winston > Everything

6:39pm April 24, 2014

weretaire:

tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside

steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter sandman”

natasha steps through the door and suddenly “from russia with love”

bruce swings by from his lab and “blinded me with science” blares

thor bursts through the doors and “rock you like a hurricane” rattles the surround

hawkeye tries to slip in through a window and suddenly “surfin’ bird”

6:38pm April 24, 2014

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

6:36pm April 24, 2014

“If you kill a person, you’re a murderer. If you steal, no one would hesitate to call you a thief. But in America, when you force yourself on someone sexually, some people will jump through flaming hoops not to call you a rapist.”

— From my latest at the Guardian, When you call a rape anything but rape, you are just making excuses for rapists (via knitmeapony)
6:07pm April 24, 2014

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

I’m really glad you brought this back because honestly I want to get this tattooed on my face.

6:06pm April 24, 2014

youweremadetobepudding:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

snowprincess-artist:

sonnet-91:

The Art of Villainy with Tom Hiddleston

I should be focusing on Tom, but Here’s what I want to know…
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BAG?!

Probably money, a rare substance, or an object of ultimate power. Typical villain stuff

Pudding. Definitely pudding.

Salted caramels?

It’s gotta be HobNobs. A bag full of HobNobs.
6:05pm April 24, 2014

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

1:55pm April 24, 2014
pilferingapples:


Oh, come on, Hugo. We’re only on page one.


#victor hugo#tl;dr: the novel (via tenlittlebullets)

pilferingapples:

Oh, come on, Hugo. We’re only on page one.